Someone Is Wrong on the Internet

And that person is me: (link).

Apparently, my blog, with its readership of dozens, is helping to destroy the blogosphere as we know it. Let me take this opportunity to apologize for ruining everything.

I wonder what it must be like to always be right? I hope Joe Clark derives untold satisfaction from his unique superpower.

Staffers Rejoice as Tank of Piranhas Named New Walrus Editor-In-Chief

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Staffers Rejoice as Tank of Piranhas Named New Walrus Editor-In-Chief

After enduring five turbulent years of Ken Alexander’s reign, Walrus magazine staffers celebrated today’s announcement that a tank of piranhas has been chosen as Alexander’s successor.

I could add a second paragraph of cruel hilarity, but the joke is in the headline. Goodbye Ken. Few of us will miss you.