FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Staffers Rejoice as Tank of Piranhas Named New Walrus Editor-In-Chief
After enduring five turbulent years of Ken Alexander’s reign, Walrus magazine staffers celebrated today’s announcement that a tank of piranhas has been chosen as Alexander’s successor.
I could add a second paragraph of cruel hilarity, but the joke is in the headline. Goodbye Ken. Few of us will miss you.