Can't Really Do It Justice In Print

But this was the funniest part of the movie In The Loop:

Toby Wright: We called some builders. They didn’t turn up when they said they would.

Jamie MacDonald: What did you expect? They're builders! Have you ever seen a film where the hero is a builder? No, no, because they never fucking turn up in the nick of time. Bat-builder? Spider-builder? Huh? Thats why you never see a superhero with a hod!