Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Listicle Without Commentary: 23 Phrases From This Morning’s Property Matches

A True Move In Condition Property
New Hardwood Floors In Living, Dining, And Hallwat
Show & Sell It
Upper Flrs May Contain Some Knoke And Tube
Stop The Press!!
Sparkling Home
Potential Galore
Untouched Character!
Pride Of Ownership Very Evident
Absolute Move In Condition
Truly One Of A Kind
Looks And Feels Like A New Home
Adorable Century Doll House
Much Larger Than It Appears
Mainly Newer Windows 4 Yrs Ago
Plum & Peach Trees, Raspberry & Blueberries Plants
Quiet Residential Street In Rapidly Gentrifying Location In Downtown West
Mostly Renovated
Bar With Built In Fishtank
Bells & Whistles Please!
Too Much To List Here!

(Listicle Without Commentary is copyright The Awl, a super-awesome website that you should visit).