George Saunders fries some ass

"They'd see through him. They'd fry his ass. People were always seeing through him and frying his ass. When he's stolen Kirk Desner's flip-downs, the kids on the team had seen through him and fried his ass. The time he'd cheated on Syl, Syl had seen through him, broken off their engagement, and cheated on him with Charles, which had fried his ass possibly worse than any single other ass frying he'd ever had, in a life that, it recently seemed, was simply a series of escalating ass fries."

-- From the short story Al Roosten by George Saunders